I did not publish last night a draft that I am very proud of due to the fact I think it might get me into hot water with the authorities.  Unfortunately I am being wiretapped by the current administration as well as having my vehicle tailed by unmarked cars and helicopters.  I am on the top of Obama's watch list and he is not even man enough to look me in the eye and let me know what his grievances with me are.  I invite him to a hard liquor summit.  I am respecting the office not the man.       

     In more important news pitchers and catchers report on Sunday.  We will all pray at the altar of our savior and savior Terry Francona  who will lead us to the promise land.  It will be Beckett and champagne. We as a nation have had the privilege to to have the greatest manager in the history of baseball.  Yes I am declaring that Tito is even greater then the man who showed how baseball should be managed Mr Earl  Weaver.

     In the online poker last night I played a little above break even. My bankroll is now up to $308 and I feel as though I am starting to have a feel for the game.  I am planning for some brick and mortar action for next week.  I will play any game at my work before work to help start the game, but do not see the purpose of playing below 2-5 if you are leaving the house for the sake if playing for the sake of making money.  Now I am not criticizing low limit poker or the players who play it.  Poker serves many different people in many different ways.  Some people are audience seekers and the poker table grants them a semi captive audience  that they would probably not have otherwise.  Some guys are camaraderie seekers.  These are the guys that work a boring 9-5 and they get to Las Vegas maybe once a year.  This their one chance a year to not have to deal with the nagging wife and the screaming kids.  The one time a year these guys can throw back a few cold ones and be one of the boys.  That is why I love low limit poker.  Even though it is not for me it meets some other guys needs.  From a business stand point the handle on the rake box does not know if you are playing 3-6 or 20-40.

     As far as online dating goes I am getting more and more frustrated  each day.  I changed my profile picture to something more compelling hopefully this will get me some more hits.  I took some inappropriate batting order on Ok Cupid in Brownsville, Texas.  I hope they do not kick me off the site.     

     Here is my ideal life game plan.  Find a beautiful Asian girl who will wake up  next to me for the rest of my days.  I win the 2011 WSOP.  I spend my winters on Oahu surfing pipe line, I spend my spring in England, summer on Prince Edward Island and October in Boston.