Back To School

Well boys and girls I decided it is never to late to get some more education.  I am planning on going to UNLV in a non matriculated status.  I am meeting with an advisor on Thursday.  If I can complete my MA in Economics I feel as though I have some closure on an unfinished educational Odyssey.  I never wanted to be an economist.  My two things that I really wanted to be were a geologist or an astronomer, but outside forces pushed me in other directions.
     I heard the most borderline retarded statement of my life in the green felt jungle today.  A player says to me that he does not want to play in a 2-5 game because their are too many chips on the table.  For some reason people believe that you can be bullied in a cash game based on stack size.  Nothing can be farther from the truth.  In a cash game if you like your hand bet or raise if you do not then fold.  Now in tournament play where you have a finite amount of chips yes stack size matters.  I am a short stack specialist in brick and mortar play its not much for the pretty, but it gets the job done.  Last night I lost $19 dollars in online poker. Tonight I will play again.  I will start out with a bankroll of $289.  My first attempt will be a 45 man $3.25 turbo.  If I fail there I will play some double ups.

     I had a few views on my match.com last night.  I will do three handcrafted responses.  I have a little wrinkle to throw in.  There is this Asian girl who I have decided to call pretzel girl she works the pretzel stand on The mezzanine level of NYNY.  I want to try to build rapport with her before I ask her out on a date and  her fingers our clear(no rings).  In order to get to know her more I will have to buy some over priced pretzel products.  Maybe I will buy some pretzel dogs for breakfast tomorrow.  I figure that buying a few pretzels will be cheaper then some $8 highballs and a $25 cover charge at a night club.
     As you all know I have invited President Obama to my condo for The Highball Summit.  He has not yet responded.  I want to debunk his flawed economic models and put him on the right path.  America is far more important then partisan politics.  He is a marvelous orator yet his policy is flawed.  He needs to stop being an enabler to the masses and start being an empowering force.  I will introduce him to the teachings of Milton Friedman.  I will save America.  Maybe we could go out for a round at Summerlin and some drinks.  I really believe we can find some common ground.  Most importantly I want him to meet the person who will defeat him in 2012, yours truly.
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