Dog Parks and Facebook

I am always on the look out for new ways to pick up women.  There are two ideas that I have come up with. They are the dog park and Facebook.  It came to me that their are alot of single women with dogs who go to the dog park.  Women get weakened by children and animals.  I figure if I borrow my friends dog and head out to the dog park maybe I can meet some one.  But if I ever have the women over the house the dog will not be their.  This actually works to my advantage.  I can tell the women that the dog get hit by a car and I had to put him down.  Perhaps I could tell her that I do volunteer work at the local animal rescue shelter.  Who knows maybe this  makes me  come off as vulnerable.  With any luck she will throw me one.

     I am now tooling with the idea of using facebook as a dating tool.   This principle is predicated on the theory of Jesus saves Bernie scores on the rebound.   What I do is find women who have  a freshly changed status from a relationship to single.  I do not know what to do with women who say it is complicated.  Hopefully this will get me some brick and mortar encounters.  If I can get her to my apartment I can close.  All I need is some Charles Shaw and some Dean Martin.

     I did not take any brick and mortar batting practice in the past few days.  I had some grandiose ideas, but my social anxiety disorder has come back and I am not interacting well with others.  Sunday through Tuesday it had been in remission.  I asked The Olive Garden girl out on Monday and she asked me for my number.  She never called me.  I am some what disappointed.  I never got around to asking out pretzel girl or the front desk clerk at Monte Carlo.  The fact that I was in my suit gave me a special sense of confidence.  I mean I have the prestige of being a Las Vegas Floorman.
     My alter ego Seth Jacobs  on OK Cupid has already gotten over 12 hits in just a few days.  I think I will try for my abandon and rescue date on my upcoming weekend.  Seth Jacobs will build them up and knock them down when he stands them up.  I however am going to be the guy who is their to pick up the pieces.  Do you suppose the kind of behavior I am proposing is like the fireman who light fires so he can be the hero when he puts them out.

     I grew up in Boston and one thing you never seem to see on the news any more are the courtroom cartoon sketches.  Another thing you never see is a good old fashion East Boston mafia perp walk.  You know where they have the overcoat over the handcuffs or they have their jackets over their head.  The Fells Acre story line and Big Dans Tavern.  This is  back when The Boston Police officers were always suspended with pay.  When The State and BPD officers stood behind Bush and endorsed him rather then their own Governor.  Oil Can Boyd and Irving Friar were always having off the field problems with knives and guns.  When The Revere Police Department was always under investigation.   The Willy Horton commercial and Dukakis in a Tank.