Sunday, January 23, 2011

Losing is a Disease Winning is a Culture

Online poker takes and gives away.  I lost two races for my tournament life last night.  My bankroll is now down to $419.  Like I said before this it is alot more fun to blog about your winners then your losers.  Then again this blog is not about fun it is about brutal honesty and the grease fire of online dating and the horrors that are online dating.
     Now Bernard Sports Services is going to release my 10 star championship weekend play of the decade.  This is the play you can not afford to miss.  This is the play that will make your bookie cry.  This will launch your 401k into over drive.  You make this selection it is your kids Harvard education paid for.  You need to text me now.  I am so confident that if I am wrong it is next season free.  Text me now at 702 234 6325 and come on in for the big score.  At Bernard Sports Services everybody is a winner.
     In online dating my response that I shared with you has not been read yet when I checked sent messages. I sent a few more responses out yesterday.  We will see what happens.  I did get two winks on match.com last night.  The girls who winked me I am not that attracted to however I might consider going out with them for the purpose of going on practice dates.  Why I say this is my social skills have eroded anonymously after 8 years of marriage and 2 years of dropping out of the dating scene and I suffer from social anxiety order and post traumatic stress disorder.   This way when I go out with a girl I really like I will be more refined and relaxed.
    By the way I am the only losing sports better in Las Vegas. Quarter backs should not be able to slide.

1 comment:

  1. Ill let you have that line/crown of only losing sports bettor in vegas now that im gone =)

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