I am Back and The Cleanse is Over.

I feel great I spent the last five days ridding my body of toxins from months of eating poisons fr0m packaged foods.  Five days is a personal best for me.  To achieve this I used the Master Cleanse.  This is where all you do is drink a mixture of Maple Syrup, freshly squeezed lemon juice, Cayenne pepper, and spring water.  You do 64 ounces of this a day.  You also do a salt water rinse and laxative tea.  The stuff you watch come out your other end is amazing.  The way I broke my cleanse was I was coming home on my Friday and I saw a Domino's billboard and just could not refuse.  It is ok when I was done there I still had supplies of Bacardi left, alot.

     I have played a little online poker in the past few nights.  I have been a small winner.  The moratorium I placed on cash games has been lifted.  My friend The E-Dog and I our trying to retool my  cash game at extreme micro stakes.  I mean extreme micro stakes, but the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.  I want a foundation not a house of cards.  Check out his blog at http://ahhhhhsht.blogspot.com/.
     As far as online dating goes I have just about given up on dating in this town.  I have just decided to let them find me and if it happens it happens. If I some how find an escape stradedgy from this city I fully believe I could meet some one normal and not psychotic.  Perhaps someday this will come to pass.

    Their is another important issue we need to address.  That is The Somali Pirates.  These Thugs need to be dealt with.  To expand upon what I briefly touched upon last night we must do what ever it takes to rid these scum bags from the high seas.  I am now offering four excellent alterntanitives.  The first is to let The Revere Police Department go in and blow them away.  The second choice is to send my all time hero The Subway Vigilante Bernie Goetz .  Let him go in their with his .38 caliber and rid the high seas of this scourge the way he  liberated The NYC Subways.  The next solution is to give The Guardian Angels ships and put Curtis Sliwa at the helm.  I think however the best solution is to let the LAPD go in with batons and tasors.  Lets make LT Stephen Decatur proud.