Lets Do This!

As you all know I have been seeking a relationship with a normal women and personal fulfilment in my career.  Lately I have found neither.  I found myself in poker Siberia marking time like a veteran ball player.  I do not want it to end like this.

     I pulled a great experiment over the past 4 days.  I figured to see what a good profile and response are I must see a large sample size of responses to females and the profiles of the guys who write them. As you all know in the past I have done tests with online dating fake profiles,  but this experiment opened my eyes like never before.
     There are certain steps that you must take before you create a fake plenty of fish account.  First I recommend you use a cleaned browser other then your own.  I live and die with Google Chrome so I would not use that.  Using Internet Explorer is like Fucking a Little Darlings stripper with out a condom you just do not do that. So I settled for FireFox.  Next you must create a fake email account.  For this I created a Yahoo account called greatdate800.

     The next thing you must do while working in the clean browser environment you register for a POF account.  I created my profile as a 31 year old Asian girl from Newton, MA.  I cut and paste the photo from a mail order bride website out of Vietnam.  I took an average looking girl not a knock out.  I gave her a job as director of human resources with a masters degree.  She is never married and has no kids.

     Now I have always said in my past experiments that women will get more hits then men.   A studly guy might get 8 hits in one week a not so good looking fat girl will get 300 hits in a week.  It is just the way it is.
My past results proved true again.  Within five minutes of my profile going hot it already had 15 hits.  Over the course of 4 days I had almost 500 hits.  I was not surprised these dudes. circled like sharks.

     I decided to draw upon my dating coach Vanae Tran.  She basically knows what kind of profiles and responses girls dig.  So I looked at the good responses and favorites those guys.  I then examined their profile and cut and paste the best responses and profiles to a word document.  Of the 500 or so messages I got over the 4 days most were garbage.  I say I only favorited 18 of the responders.  Most of the guys said stupid one liners like you look great babe or lets meet up.  Here is one of the better responses to my profile.
This guy also had a killer profile.  Here is a link to Vanaes website .http://vanae.com/

I am interested to find a cute & sweet girl to get to know and maybe date. Who know where I could meet that special someone so I thought I would give this a shot.

I have a good job and I live alone. I enjoy sports and working out as well as current events and business. I also like to go out to dinners, travel, go to games, and party once in a while.

If you would like to more just ask.




Now I fully believe that women are smarter then men and can see through bull shit much better then men.  One of my female friends on facebook posted this.  When a women asks you a tough question do not lie she already knows the answer.  I am surprised women are not more dominant in poker. So of the 18-20 profiles. I decided to test them to see if they genuinely wanted a relationship or were just cruising for an easy lay.  I did this by asking them a question.  I said how big are you down there because I do not want to waste my time on a small one.  Of these 20 men 12 responded back with a size within 10 minutes of my reply to their response.  8 of these men were repulsed and wanted me not to contact them.  Those 8 guys who were turned off I saved their profiles and responses to word documents.
     I decided to use the other 480 as a test group or a control group if you will.  I responded to their ads the same way asking how big their penis is.  Almost all responded within 10 minutes.  These men according to them were very well endowed.  The average size of an American Penis between 4.5 and 5.5 inches.  The average response of these men was over 8 inches.  With a low of 6.5 and a high of 11.

     This is when I said to myself lets see how desperate these guys are.   So i responded to their penis size response with a statement I do not believe you send me a pic.  Over 300 dudes sent me a picture of their dicks with in 15 minutes of my response.  I did not open any of the pics, but noted who responded.
     I decided to screw with these dudes even more to see how desperate they were.  So once again responded to their messages with this gem.  Look you feel like a sweet well endowed guy who I would love to get intimate with.  However  I feel as though I need to be honest with you.  I am a post op trans sexual female.  I was for years a women trapped in a mans body.  I have had the complete surgery and have female parts that you could not tell the difference if you did not know.  If you like I am available to meet up tonight.
     Over 200 dudes were eager to meet up.  I was surprised how many desperate guys are out there.  Oh well being a researcher and trailblazer like myself you get answers you do not expect.  Now what I am going to do is create a new online dating profile of me.  I will use the structure and photo sty lings of the 8 gentlemen.  It will be in my words and I will not embellish.  I will do a test launch of my new profile in a Midwest city and see how it goes.  Which new profile pic do you like better.  You can let me know on facebook.

     Also I have great news for every one I am writing a coffee table book an I need the help of all of you.  The book is a collection of coming age stories regarding a young persons first sexual experience.  I will discuss mine in length.  I want all of you both male and female to talk candidly about yours.  I will use made up names to protect our anonymity.  I will keep 50% of the net profit and return the other 50% to you folks divided equally amongst you.
     By the way anyone who needs a poker floor/dealer, even a 3 day a week extra board  in Las Vegas or California keep me in mind .  702 234 6325

      I want my life an career to end like this.  I will not be 47-0 like Rocky Marciano, but maybe I can have one  miracle season like George Blanda in 1970.